• Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
  • Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
  • Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels

My talents include

  • being ugly
  • eating
  • blogging
  • not sleeping
  • falling over
  • fitting my hand into the Pringles tube
  • crying
  • being awkward
  • walking into walls